Took my 6yo son to the Doctors yesterday for a routine check up, at the end of which we pay $60 at reception. The little fella exclaims “60 bucks (slight pause), for that!”. The receptionist nodded and everyone in the waiting room laughed. I said to him “See you should be a Doctor when you’re older”, he says “Nah I’ve already got 60 bucks”. Total crack up, everyone laughed again, and then he says “but my brother has got a hundred”. I need to get a loan of those two.
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